Sonntag, 15. Januar 2012

Condoms - Does Size Matter?

If there’s one thing that makes guys worry about their self worth more than their looks, height, intelligence, strength or the number of anvils they can balance on one finger, it’s penis size. Does penis size matter? If you’re going to trust a whole load of trolling about dick size on the internet, then yes, MORE THAN ANYTHING. But that doesn’t necessarily make it a fact.

Though men have probably been involved in literal and figurative dick measuring contests since the notion of length first popped into our hairy, hygiene-challenged, cave-dwelling ancestors’ minds, it doesn’t actually tell you very much about that person’s sexual prowess, let alone their inner qualities, worthiness as global leader, or ability to balance a whole load of anvils on their index finger.

And despite all the claims you may hear in locker rooms and on internet forums about people have 7, 8, 9 or even 10 miles long penises, the cold hard facts are that the world average length is 5 inches. That means HALF of EVERYONE on earth has genitalia shorter than that. And these people must be out in the world walking and typing among us - they haven’t constructed a secret commune in Antarctica to hide their shame. Or if they have, they’re done it really, really well…

The cervix is only located 7.5 inches into the vagina, anyway, and though it stretches a bit, you’re not getting much further than that, no matter how motivated or well endowed you are. As people have pointed out in saner moments, length isn’t really all that important – girth is a measure that actually has some meaning.

Now obviously, like dancing or playing scrabble, there’s at least two people involved here, determining how it all pans out – girth of your penis is one thing, but there’s your partners dimensions to bear in mind too. So you do get claims of bananas down Oxford Street, or opening the window and shagging the night. But, all things being equal, greater girth should give some advantage in becoming the next Casanova. Though it probably won’t do you any favours when it comes to balancing that crucial last anvil on your index finger.

Girth is also way more important than length when it comes to buying condoms. With their rolled ends, condoms can roll out to accommodate almost all of those length braggers out there (maybe not the 10 miles long guy – there’s going to have to be some major civic engineering going on to sort that dude out. Maybe he’s just better of considering using other forms of birth control). But the diameter of the condom, though it stretches a bit, is pretty fixed. If you want a perfect fit, it’s no good just buying standard cheap condoms. Durex and the other main condom brands don’t offer much variation in size. You can try to sample condoms so see which fits best. 

But to get a really good fit, it’s worth checking out somewhere like you can get condoms made to specific diameters. See, sometimes size does matter.

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