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Sonntag, 20. Mai 2012
Screw the Games – get ready for the sexual Olympics
It’s fair to say that the people of Great Britain aren’t exactly wetting themselves with excitement over the Olympics. Which I guess is a good thing, as that’s not exactly the smoothest of moves. But maybe we should be a little more excited than we are. Talk to anyone about the fact that the games are starting in just a matter of weeks and you’ll probably get a load of complaints about overcrowded transport, beer going up to £20 a pint, some exciting mutterings about flat subletting and a bunch of half-arsed plans about hitchhiking to Panama to avoid the whole thing. But there’s more to it than this – endless possibilities for exhilaration, physical prowess, spectacle, fireworks and human beings forcing themselves to the limits of physical performance.
Yes, that’s right. There’s going to be a great deal of sex.
In between the running around, jumping, swimming and flipping out in lycra there’s going to be some truly Olympic achievements going down.
Don’t believe us? Just take a look at what happened in Montreal. The sportsmen were getting so involved in extra-curicula activities that it almost overshadowed the fact there wasn’t any snow in time for the winter Olympics. In fact, the athletes in Montreal got so into the spirit of things that they actually caused a catastrophic condom shortage!!
A condom shortage at the games in Montreal was evident although Health officials in Vancouver have provided 100,000 free condoms to the roughly 7,000 ahtletes and officials at the Games. That's about 14 condoms per person!! 14 condoms per person, obvious for athlets, still staggering. But even those supplies started running dangerously low. The same is expected to happen in London. Possibly worse, as it's gonna be summer!
Read the whole trauma about the condom shortage here:
The shortage was necessitating a desperate emergency shipment. They ran out in Sydney too – and China decided they needed 100,000 condoms for the Bejing games, just in case.
And that was in the Montreal winter, with an average temperature of minus ten degrees Celsius putting a damper on proceeding. Can you imagine what the balmy summer smog and torrential drizzle of a London summer will do for the collective libido? The sporting elite holed up in the Olympic village this summer will be hard pushed to even make it out onto the track. At least Durex will be there, dispensing free condoms at the Olympic village.
But with all the extra condom supply, maybe the athletes won’t even have to get out of bed.
But this isn’t just a spectator sport. Sure, the athletes will be doing all the heavy lifting and setting the records. After all, they’re the professionals. But everyone can get involved in the spirit of the games! Just think about it. All of all those tourists that you’re seeing as little more than a threat to your seat on the tube? They’ll be swept up in the simmering atmosphere, caught in the exhilaration of the Olympic spirit and the excitement of being in a foreign city – drunk on the culture, the £20 pint of beer and the arousing spectacle of watching synchronised swimming, hoping for some charming native to guide them round the Olympic city and share their adventures.
That’s where you come in. Wow them with your physical prowess – climbing a tree, jump over a railing, prove you can lift a matchstick with little difficultly, and they’ll probably set a record in the race to your bedroom. And, because we don’t want a repeat of the terrible Montreal condom drought, condomadvisor.com has stocked up on a huge selection of the best selling condoms, so that when it comes to the final heat, you won’t be pipped at the post.
Just remember, we are ready for the action at Vinico !
Go to our online shop and get your condoms ready for all the sporting action in no time.
Eingestellt von Condom advisor um 16:01
Dienstag, 17. April 2012
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With www.cupidsoflondon.com and the great world of online dating just one mouse click away, the condom advisor has now any reason to reach out for some condoms... because we can proudly say we have joined up. www.cupidsoflondon.com is just a great dating website!! And yes, with our learned skills and rightly equipped with the right safety pack we feel this will be a great success!
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But step by step. Here is what the Condom Advisor has taught you so far:
3. what the coolest condom really is (after all you do want to impress that girl on the first date out)
5. and now with www.cupidsoflondon.com how you can actually find the right partner!!
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Eingestellt von Condom advisor um 14:45
Dienstag, 10. April 2012
Many people have asked us: what is the coolest condom?
One condom that has raised bars and draws loads of attention is the Durex Performa. It is like Shell's V-Power. The Durex Performa is the king of high performance condoms. With its special lubricant it helps you last longer. And it does deliver. Sex with it is unbelievable but at the same time it is so over-powered it might not be the right thing for a longer relationship.
Although the Condom Advisor loves the Durex Performa and always recommends it as a great entry condom, particularly if you are new with your partner as it lives up to its expectation, we feel there are cooler condoms out there.
It would be too easy for us to just go by facts. Literally the coolest condom is the Vitalis cooling condom.
It has a specially cooling lubricant, so even if it gets very steamy in the bedroom and your high frequency penetration generates heat, heat and sex on fire it actually keeps you and your partner cool. So don't worry about too much power, you won't smell burnt rubber in this case. It'll all be just fine.
Quite a fun condom. And certainly worth checking out. In fact, starting off with the Durex Performa and then cooling down with the Vitalis cooling condom for the second act is a great and fun combination we can only recommend.
But what really is the world's coolest condom then?
The Condom Advisor loves all things out of the ordinary and therefore there can be only one winner:
The world's coolest condom clearly is the Vitalis Glow in the dark condom range.
The Vitalis glow in the dark condoms have never failed to impress. They are just so totally different and crazy that of course they are the coolest.
If you ever want fun in the bed before, while and after, try these out. But beware your girl might laugh out loudly first when she sees these condoms. It's not about your penis size, it really is the glowing effect that will make her laugh. And what better than having a bit of fun even before?
Try it out. Which of them is your favourite?
Eingestellt von Condom advisor um 10:09
Montag, 9. April 2012
The Condom Advisor is very proud to announce: Yes, we had the unbelievable and very rare opportunity to interview Kezia Noble, the world renowned, famous and lovely pick-up coach.
Oh and it wouldn't be true Condom Advisor style if we didn't choose to hold the interview in bed. It sets the scene, it clearly shows the goal that this is all about: getting your partner into bed. Kezia will help you get there, and not just you, but you with your partner. And we of course will tell you which condom to use when you are finally there and decide to have sex!
But first things first: Kezia took time to talk with the condom advisor about her career, how she became involved in being a pick-up coach, how she developed her unique style of teaching guys and girls the art of pick-up and how she now reached the top of the community to become the world's leading female pick-up coach!
But not just that, she also expressed what makes her and her method of teaching unique. She takes each student individually, analyses their approach and interaction with the opposite sex. Can the students hold a conversation, how is their body language, do they hold simple eye contact? What do they talk about? Kezia will provide honest and valueable feedback that the students so desperately need to actually improve and progress. This is true for any level, for guys scared of their first contact and interaction with women or even semi-professionals who already consider themselves quite knowledgeable.
The Condom Advisor was very much impressed by Kezia, her open and friendly attitude and insights into the art of teaching pick-up and the students needs and problems. And yes, of course, Kezia is a stunner.
Kezia is a great coach and of course the coach you want to choose when learning pick-up. Why wouldn't you choose anyone but a great, amazing looking, outspoken girl when learning about the interaction with girls anyways?
So if you are not sure why you would need condoms, then it is time to change your sad life into one of fun, don't you think? Go and find the right partner for you and make sure you can actually impress and connect with them. Kezia will help you achieve that.
Our best advice on pick-up: Choose a bootcamp with Kezia now. It will most certainly change your life.
You can also check-out her blog which gives you expert advice and training on how to improve your game and get the girls or guys you really want. To talk and hopefully for more! We are already big fans of Kezia Noble's blog and training and can only encourage you to check it out.
And then there is one more thing that is really, really worthwhile reading: Her book ! The Noble Art of Seducing Women! ... and after you read that, come back here to check for the right fitted condom for you. Remember to stay safe!
So with all the information you have no excuse anymore not to go and improve your lifestyle now! Go, get the right partner, have fun, the best sex of your life and remember to stay safe at all times.
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Sonntag, 8. April 2012
My.Size condoms - made to measure condoms to fit you!
Many guys have the same issue: they don't find the right condom for them. Reasons might be: the condom is too tight, the condom is too lose. In any case, if the condom does not fit, sex is no fun at all. And furthermore it is risky having sex without proper protection. The condom may slip, it may break and you are exposed to serious health risks. Unwanted pregnancy might be another issue you may find yourself with.
These are risks people should not take. It is important to stay safe when having sex. Sexual diseases can spread quickly and their consequences are dire. Sometimes they may take months to cure or they are even lethal as in the case of HIV. Therefore a very simple and good way of protection is using condoms. Condoms and their added safety benefits and helps guys and girls. They are light and easy to carry and at the same time quickly to apply. Although they are so simple, they are a very good means of protection. And they are even better when they fit.
If you want to find out how to use and apply condoms, just head to our How to section and get the full detail. It is really simple, no reason not to use condoms.
But it is also easy to wear the perfect, the fitted-condom!
Simply find out the size of your penis.
To do so, just download our Man o Meter or watch our videos in the video channel above describing in detail how you can find out your penis size quickly and reliably. It actually even is a bit of fun. And yes, pretty much all guys do know the size of their penis... so why shouldn't you know it ?
Never let a condom cause you having bad sex!
It's a bad excuse not to use a condom because it does not fit or harm the great sex you are anticipating. In fact, with the right fitted condom there is almost no difference to not wearing any and you can enjoy the best part of the day at easy without worrying about diseases or other consequences.
If you already know your size, then simply head to the condom selection tool on www.vinico.co.uk
Or just go straight to the My.Size shop, where we virtually stock any of the great fitted My.Size condoms:
By the way. My.Size condoms now not just come in a variety of sizes that will most certainly fit you, but they do also come in packages containing the right amount of condoms for you.
Our largest package now contains 36 condoms and should bring you well through the week ;-) Stay safe when having fun!
Eingestellt von Condom advisor um 10:20